Things Moms Never Say

Just a little humor for your Saturday!

And I’d add the following, all from just the past 24 hours of life at Casa de Apted:

-“Yes, please crawl into bed with us at 5:30 a.m. and then wet my bed before you tumble out again.”
-“Of course (different child) I don’t mind it when you flutter your hands around my face and wake me at 7:45– on a Saturday!”
-“I’ll have to try your method of picking up the pancake and using it as a tool to shovel a giant wad of butter directly into your mouth.”
-“The toy bin is a perfectly acceptable place to stow your dirty underwear!”


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