In a Dry and Thirsty Land

Don’t ya hate it when you have something for dinner that was loaded with hidden sodium, but you didn’t realize it at the time, so you find yourself chugging water hours afterward, and it makes you so bloated and waterlogged that you can’t slosh off to bed even though you really want to?

I hate it when that happens.

I’m prone to morning eye puffiness anyway, but after a night like tonight, I wake up looking like this:

Kari Apted…IS….Magoo!

Well, with more hair…