Pausing from my Christmas memories theme to share a couple of laughs with you.
The first is is courtesy of my friend Beverlee, and it cracked me up! (Thanks, Bev!)
TOP TEN POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS – EXCUSE ME, HOLIDAY – SONGS By James Watkins
10. Chestnuts Roasting on an Environmentally-friendly Fuel Source
9. Rudolph, the Endangered and Exploited Species
8. We Three Politically Oppressive Patriarchs
7. Rocking Around the Recycled, Flame-retardant, Artificial Christmas Tree
6. All I Want For Christmas is a Dental Plan
5. Frosty the Snowperson
4. I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus for Sexual Harassment
3. I’m Dreaming of a Racially Diverse Christmas
2. I’ll Be Home For Ramadan (or Chanukah or Kwanzaa or Winter Solstice or . . .)
1. We Wish You a Non-sectarian Holiday
And the second, courtesy of favorite funny man, Steve Martin: “Atheists Don’t Have No Songs.”