“Mom, when I grow up, should I marry a Chinese girl or a Bionicle?”
“Umm…I vote for the Chinese girl.”
“Why?”
“Because you need to marry a person, not a robot, silly.”
“Ok. When I grow up, I’ll move to China and marry a Chinese girl. Then when we have a son, I’ll name him ‘Nishi-wa’. Nishi-wa Apted—that sounds COOL!”
Oh, I believe your Eli and my Josiah would get along famously! 😉